Like a lot of things in life, it ALL started with good intentions. I was going to clean the bathroom.
Did I? Yes. Yes, I did. Wait, that bears repeating: I cleaned the bathroom.
When I was done, I left the vacuum in the hallway right outside the door.
Why is that a problem? Well, there are three doors close together. The bathroom door is in the center. My husband’s closet is to the right, and my closet door is to the left.
So a big ole vacuum there is totally in the way.
Yeah, I did that. My bad.
One day, when I STILL hadn’t put the vacuum elsewhere, my husband decided to put it in my closet in the doorway. You know, to make a point.
Oh YEAH?! Well, I can make that point, too, Buster! So, I put it in HIS closet.
Then he put it back in mine.
Then I got creative.
I put it back in his and then took the 25-foot cord and strung it through every hanger on the three sides of his closet that have racks. And every few hangers I looped it around and back through the hanger, just for special.
Then I waited, snickering to myself for hours, super excited for him to find it. It took FOREVER for him to discover it, but when he did, we both had a good laugh.
Take that, Fart Face Honey!
He’s currently plotting his revenge. Welcome to my marriage.
Do you and your spouse ever play tricks on each other?
You are evil. I like that. My mom is the queen of pranks. One year she sent us an official looking IRS letter saying we owed the IRS $4500. I was in a complete tizzy until I noticed it was signed by Jack Meoff. That is just a small sampling of my mother’s evilness. You’d think I’d be a good prankster, but I’m not.
That is WAY funny and I am now a HUGE fan of your mother’s. Ahh, good stuff, Penni. Thanks for making me laugh!
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