Well, we’ve shared tips for cleaning strollers and car seats, but contributor Heather Hopp-Bruce kicks it up a notch. Check out this brilliant drawing on how to clean barf our of your kid’s car seat.
Welcome to The Barbie® House! And…what is that? It’s a series of pictures of pretend play captioned with humor by super funny mom Shannon Doyle. When the triplets’ bilirubin is a bit high, stick ‘em out on the balcony. Seems safe enough to me… Playdates at The Barbie® House are popular. Perhaps because they include healthy […]
We are in a major forts and pillows phase over here. Raise your hand if you like forts! This is kind of a minor one. They make really big ones, too. And then they beg and plead to leave them up for a while. My kiddos are also really into pillows. This is the cubby […]
Angi, who reads TheMommyhood.com shared a note to the tooth fairy written by her eight-year-old daughter. It’s awesome. Check it out… Tooth Fairy, what do you do with the teeth? Why does my dog never bark when you get my tooth? P.S. I’m broke, can you leave 30 or 40 dollars under my pillow?…or 5 […]
I was numbering these motherhood moments, but I have totally lost count. Here’s the latest from our house… This is why we don’t have a dog. And here’s why we don’t have a cat. Apparently, the Elefun game seemed like a good place to hide candy wrappers… Some rockers smash guitars, our little punks smash […]
I’m stoked to tell you guys that Heather Hopp-Bruce of The Baby Sucks is our newest contributor. This CRAZY talented mother of three shares her humorous take on motherhood and beyond through a series of drawings that will make you laugh out loud. I did a Q&A with her about a year ago that includes […]
Welcome to The Barbie® House! Um, what’s that? It’s a series of pictures of pretend play captioned with humor by one funny mom. And now…The Barbie® House will knock your socks off! Maybe the dryer monster is not the true culprit in the disappearing sock mystery… VACANCY… and I hear Barbie offers a great rate […]
If you are new here, you might ask yourself why you would want to read about someone else’s kid. Um, who cares about someone else’s kid I don’t even know? Well, it’s more about what he represents – everyone’s inner candy pig that is dying to be set free. When you are four, you can […]
Welcome to The Barbie House – a series of pretend play pictures captioned with humor by one super funny mom. And on this episode of The Barbie® House…sometimes Barbies lose it, too! Don’t be so hard on yourself. Even Prince Charming needs couch therapy. (Although, I’m not so sure this is the guy who should […]
One-on-One Time with Molly My husband recently took our daughter Molly (7) to a Daddy/Daughter dance. Yes, there’s no time like FEBRUARY for a luau! But what were they going to pick Valentine’s Day? That wouldn’t work, so okay, whatever. And because the stores start putting summer clothes out in February we had no problems […]
- “Mama, I yawned and sauce came out!” (vomit)
– Sydney (3) Maryville, TN
- My husband has my babies all by himself this week. When I was leaving town today, I asked Walker if he thought they would be ok . He said, "Of course, Mama. You left us food and I have a light saber."
-- Walker (5) Tupelo, MS
- "You are really annoying, and it is NOT opposite day."
-- Bryce (6) to Reed (8) Eagain, MN
- "Mom: Do you think you can be good at school the rest of the week – it’s only two more days…
Son: I’m not sure… “I can’t tell the future and I don’t have a working time machine.”
– Ethan (6) Milwaukee, MI
- "No you cannot sit on brother's face. No sitting on faces!" -- Ravyn, Ramallah, Palastine
- “Sweetheart, please don't throw yogurt at kitty.” Like saying this would actually STOP her... - Anissa, Chicago, IL
- "Get your fingers out of your nose and START EATING!" -Me, Knoxville, TN
- “We don’t tie up our friends – even if they’re part of the game.” - Jackie, St. Louis, MO