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Please Be a Raisin

If you are behind on my toddler poop stories, please refer to the following post: Surely Hard Liquor and Wine were Invented by Moms. Today, I was standing in the living room when my mom antenna shot straight up. Out of the corner of my eye I spotted a little brown something on the rug. I [...]

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It’s Not Me, It’s Poo.

By Heather on in Life is Messy

So, I was talking to a mom friend about the cup o poo incident. She looked at me funny when I said I thought he was sending me a message. In retrospect, my guilt for plopping him down in front of the TV so I could get something done, was actually a totally separate issue. [...]

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“Mama, I yawned and sauce came out!” (vomit) – Sydney (3) Maryville, TN
My husband has my babies all by himself this week. When I was leaving town today, I asked Walker if he thought they would be ok . He said, "Of course, Mama. You left us food and I have a light saber." -- Walker (5) Tupelo, MS
"You are really annoying, and it is NOT opposite day." -- Bryce (6) to Reed (8) Eagain, MN
"Mom: Do you think you can be good at school the rest of the week – it’s only two more days… Son: I’m not sure… “I can’t tell the future and I don’t have a working time machine.” – Ethan (6) Milwaukee, MI

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