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Motherhood Moment #4

By Heather on in Humor, Motherhood Moments
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Poor Elmo.

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– Sydney (3) Maryville, TN

  • My husband has my babies all by himself this week. When I was leaving town today, I asked Walker if he thought they would be ok . He said, "Of course, Mama. You left us food and I have a light saber."
-- Walker (5) Tupelo, MS

  • "You are really annoying, and it is NOT opposite day."
-- Bryce (6) to Reed (8) Eagain, MN

  • "Mom: Do you think you can be good at school the rest of the week – it’s only two more days…
Son: I’m not sure… “I can’t tell the future and I don’t have a working time machine.”
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  • My husband: “Charlie, lay down here next to me so we can talk.” Charlie lays down nose-to-nose with him, pinches his nose and says, “I do this so I can’t smell your breath.” -- Charlie (4)

  • “Once upon a time, at the healthy Mexican restaurant…” -- Charlie (3)

  • “Mommy, you gotta lotta grass in your nose.” -- Molly (2)

  • One of the mother’s day out teachers was stroking Charlie’s hair at nap time when he said, “My Daddy, he like it.” -- Charlie (2)

  • “My dolly wants some M&Ms for a snack." -- Charlie (2)

  • “I would like a snack of mayonnaise.” -- Charlie (3)

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