Our friend Riley is a hoot! Not only is she a fantastic person, but she is unusually wise for her age and says things that are both intriguing and hilarious.
Lucky for us her mom created @rileysays on Twitter to share her kindergarten wisdom with others. I just read through her quotes again and thought you guys might get a kick out of them.
Here are some of my favorite quotes from six-year-old Riley:
- “There’s always room for a party in our life”
- “Mold is DISGUSTING! Wait. What is mold?”
- “Instead of school, I would prefer to go on vacation.”
- “I’m like a cat. I like milk and I like to nap.”
- “I’m moving to Chicago. The taxi will be here in like 2 hrs.”
- “You could have asked me…the lid twisting genius.”
- “I’m gonna do a little piano work and see if you guys are entertained.”
- “She (her sister) learned a lesson last night, so I want to see how that works out tonight.”
- “I’m gonna give you 3 chances – like little bunny foo foo. Got it?”
- “Are your germs related to my germs?”
- “I’m screaming in silence.”
- “Don’t worry mom- I’m not going to wear this out in public.”
- “I have 3 words for you. That. Was. Hilarious.”
- “I believe I crack you up. Am I correct?”
What a kid! If you are interested in reading the latest in kindergarten wisdom, you can follow @rileysays or use the hashtag #kindergartenwisdom to find more funnies.
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