I’m Afraid of the Smashed Weiner

Okay, okay this is the last post of Pee Week at TheMommyhood.com.

As I mentioned in How To Make Toilet Cleaning Easier, my three-year-old gets up during the night to wiz and one night I heard him up and wandered down the hall to check on him (and encourage his aim).

That’s when I noticed he didn’t open the toilet seat, he merely held it up at about a 90 degree angle and peed underneath it.

Like all mothers I have the gift of paranoid foresight, and I could just see that seat coming down and smashing his wee wiener. Yeouch!

Luckily, it hasn’t happened yet, and I hope I am not throwing down a wiener-smashing gauntlet by writing this!

My husband’s cousin experienced this with her son and it was apparently very traumatic. I’m such a weenie about my kids getting hurt. And I worry worry worry about the smashed wiener.

Have any of you dealt with this or know someone who has?

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