Here are the latest greatest funnies from your house and mine. Hope you laugh as much as I did putting it together. Happy Wednesday, Friends!
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- “Mama, I yawned and sauce came out!” (vomit)
– Sydney(3) Maryville, TN
- My husband has my babies all by himself this week. When I was leaving town today, I asked Walker if he thought they would be ok . He said, “Of course, Mama. You left us food and I have a light saber.”
– Walker (5) Tupelo, MS
- “Why does the sidewalk have to be made of stone? Why can’t it be made of pancakes?”
– Bryce (6) Eagan, MN - “You are really annoying, and it is NOT opposite day.”
– Bryce (6) to Reed (8) Eagain, MN
- “Why you say ‘shit,’ Mommy?”
– Anonymous
- Mom: Do you think you can be good at school the rest of the week – it’s only two more days…
Ethan: I’m not sure… “I can’t tell the future and I don’t have a working time machine.”
– Ethan (6) Milwaukee, MI
- At the Olive Garden…
Molly (7): What kind of music is this?
Me: I’m guessing Italian.
Charlie (4): I’m guessing Thousand Island
– This one’s from us, Knoxville, TN
Thanks SO much for sharing your funny quotes with TheMommyhood.com.
You guys have seriously funny kids!
LOL!!!!!
Thanks for commenting, LuAnne! Hope you are well.
H