THIS...is six-year-old Riley – one of the funniest kids on the planet. She’s also the newest contributor to TheMommyhood.com. Who said you have to be a mom to be on TheMommyhood.com!? Really all you need to be is funny. And she is.
Riley’s super smart mom, Rebecca, is capturing her daughter’s quotes and sharing them on Twitter. You can (and should) follow @RileySays. She’s a trip.
Here are some recent quotes for your entertainment. Thanks, Riley and Rebecca – for making us laugh!
“My mouth & my stomach are friends.”
“Can we keep this between us? You smell better than Daddy.”
“I’m a creative eater.”
“Where are our drink umbrellas?”
“My tongue is Antarctica.”
“When I’m a grownup and you’re an old lady, you won’t be allowed to go through my purse either.”
“I’m not graceful. I’m funky.”
“I can’t picture a dude – because I don’t have any details.”
“Sometimes people lie to get attention.”
“Can you say that again in American?”
“I wanna be southern and stubborn and everything like that.”
“I feel confident when I wear your heels. And taller.”
“When I grow up – will I understand what he just said?”