Well, if you don’t know by now, I love love love funny kids quotes.
And your kids are just as funny as mine. Shout out to Jackie, Betsy, Angela, Chris and Susan for sharing quotes with TheMommyhood.com.
And, in case you were wondering, the world’s largest slinky lives at our house. I expect a call from the Guinness Book of World Records any day now.
Hope you enjoy the latest, Friends!
From Your House
Mom: What did you think about the first day of first grade?”
Son: “I liked it Mom, but something really bothered me today. I just kept wondering if Captain America wears Captain America underwear. What do you think?”
– Eli, 6 Knoxville, TN
Taylor: “Can we get a dog?”
Mom: “No.”
Taylor: “I thought on your birthday, everything was a YES.”
– Taylor age 8, Washington, D.C.
Dad: “You will be in school 5 days a week this year.”
Four-year-old: “Shut the front door!”
–June (4) Knoxville, TN
From the back seat of the car: “Mom, do you ever have blonde moments?”
– Ben (9) Atlanta, Ga
Ethan: “Mommy, do you know one thing I’ve ALWAYS wanted on my body?”
Mom: “What’s that?”
Ethan: “A unibrow. And a mustache.”
–Ethan (7) Milwaukee, MI
From My House
Molly (7): “Do we have any traitors in the family?”
Me: “Okay, Guys, we are late, so we are just going to run into the store, get what we need and run out.”
Charlie: “Mom, that’s STEALING!”
Charlie (5): “Would it be like a small world after all?”
Charlie (5) invited me to a game of cards, saying: “This game is called: Try To Find a Two.”
Charlie (5) was laughing and stopped suddenly, put his fingers on his throat and said, “I honked.”
Charlie (5) lover of coins said: “I don’t like any hair in my money box.”
Charlie (5): “It’s for my business. Only when I am on my business.” He said, pointing to a pin on his shirt. I got a closer look at it and it said The Zebra Alliance. “Its just a business thing,” he clarified.
Good times! Thanks again for your submissions, and have a great day!
Ha Ha Ha!!! LOVE the “Traitor” remark…. She is so funny!
Maybe they were talking about traitors at school, but that seems pretty deep for the first week of school, doesn’t it?
I love the stuff that Charlie says! Hilarious!
Thanks, Amy! Can’t wait to see you guys!
Heather – ZEBRAlliance was started by my company! How did he get that pin??? Cracking me up! Here is one that I think you will find funny:
Me: “Kara, I don’t want you to grow up at all. You just need to stay this size forever.”
Kara: “But Mommy, don’t you want to see me ride the Mystery Mine one day?”
We had been to Dollywood that weekend.
Small world – my husband probably got it from a meeting or conference. That’s so cool it was started by your company and ended up in the kids quote list!