Some Recent Funny Quotes From Your House and Mine

I love the things kids say. And we moms come up with a few zingers now and then, too. Here are some recent funnies for your entertainment.

Kid Quotes

  •  “Mommy, I changed my mind on a gift that I want. Can you please text Santa?”
    Alston (4) Atlanta, GA
  • (Whispered) “Get on my shoulders…and don’t wake mom!”
    Overheard by Paloma in Knoxville, TN

Mom Quotes

  • “We do not put tape on the dog. Seriously, do not tape the dog!”
    Jackie in Milwaukee, WI
  • “Lydia don’t put boogers in your mouth!”
    Amy in Murfreesboro, TN
  • “No, Love, Mommy doesn’t want you to lick the wall.”
    Anissa in Chicago, IL

 Quotes from my House

  • Charlie (4) came running over to me when I picked him up from preschool and said, “Mom, today we did the letter F!!”
    “Cool! Gimme an F-word?” I said. And then I had to stop so I could process that.
  • Inquiring about my column, Charlie asked, “Is your comma in the paper today, Mommy?”
  • Me: Charlie, we don’t say “no” to Mommy. Let’s try that again. Would you please make your bed?
    Charlie: “N. O.” (Actually it sounded like “ennn-uh ohhhh-wah”
  • Me: “Charlie, can I please have a kiss? I really need one.”
    Charlie: “Hmmm. Let’s see in my mind. It starts with an “N…”
  • Molly (7): “My life is full of ketchup.”
    (I’m pretty sure if you are seven that is a declaration of joy).

Hope you enjoyed the latest. If you have any funnies, you should totally send them in so I can include them in the list. Have a great day, Friends!

3 Responses to Some Recent Funny Quotes From Your House and Mine

  1. Melinda December 23, 2011 at 5:27 pm #

    These are hilarious! Can’t wait to hear what Miss Elena has to say one of these days. Should be interesting, since I’ve already determined she’s a diva.

    • Heather December 23, 2011 at 9:42 pm #

      Hi Melinda! How are you, sister? Hope you are all set for Christmas. Yes, you absolutely will love the things your kiddo says to you. It’ll keep you laughing for sure!


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