Why, Why Do They Miss the Easy-to-Clean Floor and Go on the Rug Right Next To It?

Get the book!

Online Retailers

Amazon.com  | Kindle | Barnes & Noble  |  Nook
Now Available in iBooks!

Support a Small Business

Smart Toys & Books
The Adorable Child
Soap & Candle
Crib N' Carriage
Pickett Fences

• "No you cannot sit on brother's face. No sitting on faces!" -- Ravyn, Ramallah, Palastine

• “Sweetheart, please don't throw yogurt at kitty.” Like saying this would actually STOP her... - Anissa, Chicago, IL

• "Get your fingers out of your nose and START EATING!" -Me, Knoxville, TN

• “We don’t tie up our friends – even if they’re part of the game.” - Jackie, St. Louis, MO

Submit a Quote

• My husband: “Charlie, lay down here next to me so we can talk.” Charlie lays down nose-to-nose with him, pinches his nose and says, “I do this so I can’t smell your breath.” -- Charlie (4)

• “Once upon a time, at the healthy Mexican restaurant…” -- Charlie (3)

• “Mommy, you gotta lotta grass in your nose.” -- Molly (2)

• One of the mother’s day out teachers was stroking Charlie’s hair at nap time when he said, “My Daddy, he like it.” -- Charlie (2)

• “My dolly wants some M&Ms for a snack." -- Charlie (2)

• “I would like a snack of mayonnaise.” -- Charlie (3)