I make a handful of the same recipes over and over again. I needed something new and I needed it to be quick and easy. So I decided to pick up this little sliced ham for around $8. This one was about two pounds so I new I could get at least two dinners out […]
Snacktime for Mommy
I have something in common with my sister-in-law, Carla…we both like popcorn and red wine as an evening snack. Carla is a neat person in a lot of ways. I pretty much always learn something when I hang out with her, like this quick and easy meal recipe. Don’t you just love people like that? […]
Clocking In To Learn the Value of a Dollar
I recently learned something interesting from my neighbor Tracy, who is the mother of one of the dog walkers. I was interviewing her for my column about how she teaches her kids (ages 9 and 14) about money. She said her son, Jake, came to her and asked for a video game that was “only […]
A View From the Plastic Surgeon’s Office
“If you can laugh at it, you can live with it.” ~ Erma Bombeck (Or in my case, laugh at it and then have it surgically removed.) So, I have this lump…but as lumps go, this is the kind you want to have because it’s not dangerous. It’s on my face (lovely, huh?) and a trip […]
Erma Bombeck Book Giveaway Winner
…or should I say winners. Since there are only a handful of people interested, EVERYBODY WINS!!! This is the part where I get to pretend I am Oprah, “And YOU get a book, and YOU get a book, and YOU get a book!” Thanks so much for reading TheMommyhood.com and congratulations to: Jennifer Kelley SS (Hmmm. Susan […]
The Wiz
“The grass is always greener over the septic tank.” ~ Erma Bombeck Well if the grass is greener at my neighbor’s house…it’s because my must-have-been-raised-in-a-barn son went in their yard. And it didn’t stop there… My kids love to play with the neighbor kids who live in the house behind ours. The family has three […]
Go Ahead, Eat Their Easter Candy!
“Seize the moment. Think of all those women on the ‘Titanic’ who waved off the dessert cart.” ~ Erma Bombeck The more I learn about Erma Bombeck, the more I realize she is my kinda gal. And I am not just saying that because as soon as I was alone in the house today, I […]
Easter
Happy Easter from TheMommyhood.com! May the Easter Bunny bring your kids all the candy you like to eat when they are sleeping…
Celebrating Erma Bombeck
Today is Earth Day, but it also happens to be the day Erma Bombeck died. While I love mother Earth, on this day (and for the next few) I intend to pay homage to one of the funniest moms to walk the planet. She would have been the ultimate blogger, no? It’s pretty awesome that […]
GE Momsperience Trip Winner
Thanks so much for your comments. I share a lot of the same kitchen challenges you do, and will be hunting tips and solutions for us at the GE Momsperience next month. Wish we could all go together, but I can only take one person. The winner of the 2011 GE Momspereince Trip Giveaway is […]
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- "No you cannot sit on brother's face. No sitting on faces!" -- Ravyn, Ramallah, Palastine
- “Sweetheart, please don't throw yogurt at kitty.” Like saying this would actually STOP her... - Anissa, Chicago, IL
- "Get your fingers out of your nose and START EATING!" -Me, Knoxville, TN
- “We don’t tie up our friends – even if they’re part of the game.” - Jackie, St. Louis, MO
- “Mama, I yawned and sauce came out!” (vomit)
– Sydney (3) Maryville, TN
- My husband has my babies all by himself this week. When I was leaving town today, I asked Walker if he thought they would be ok . He said, "Of course, Mama. You left us food and I have a light saber."
-- Walker (5) Tupelo, MS
- "You are really annoying, and it is NOT opposite day."
-- Bryce (6) to Reed (8) Eagain, MN
- "Mom: Do you think you can be good at school the rest of the week – it’s only two more days…
Son: I’m not sure… “I can’t tell the future and I don’t have a working time machine.”
– Ethan (6) Milwaukee, MI

- My husband: “Charlie, lay down here next to me so we can talk.” Charlie lays down nose-to-nose with him, pinches his nose and says, “I do this so I can’t smell your breath.” -- Charlie (4)
- “Once upon a time, at the healthy Mexican restaurant…” -- Charlie (3)
- “Mommy, you gotta lotta grass in your nose.” -- Molly (2)
- One of the mother’s day out teachers was stroking Charlie’s hair at nap time when he said, “My Daddy, he like it.” -- Charlie (2)
- “My dolly wants some M&Ms for a snack." -- Charlie (2)
- “I would like a snack of mayonnaise.” -- Charlie (3)








